Jokes area http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:06:51 GMT Re: BAD JOKES **Enter at your own risk** Wed, 7 Jan 2009 12:08:05 GMT Spillerman DD07 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/866539 That was bad

]]> Re: BAD JOKES **Enter at your own risk** Mon, 5 Jan 2009 23:40:05 GMT neverm1nder http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/864516 2 men walk in to a bar

U would of thought 1 of them would miss it

]]> Re: random jokes Mon, 8 Dec 2008 20:42:23 GMT nightmare http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/818838 whats orange, black, blonde haired and flying

naruto after annoying sakura

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Sat, 6 Dec 2008 03:32:29 GMT fenrir http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/815366 Your mamma so stupid when someone said christmas is just around the corner she ran outside looking for it!

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Sat, 6 Dec 2008 03:31:33 GMT fenrir http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/815365 Your mamma so stupid when someone said it was chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon!

]]> Re: random jokes Sat, 6 Dec 2008 03:29:06 GMT fenrir http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/815363 Just a mesage to say sorry if this offends any blonde's. Why was the blonde happy when she finished a puzzle after 6 months???

Because it had 7 to 8 years on the box :-p.

]]> Re: BAD JOKES **Enter at your own risk** Sat, 6 Dec 2008 03:20:19 GMT fenrir http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/815352 Why did the BANANA go to bed

Because he wasn't peeling very well

--- spillerman 

t(-_-t)...........GOD DAMMIT SPILLER1!!!!!! :-p

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:12:13 GMT spillerman http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/611195 Your Mammas so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:07:05 GMT spillerman http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/611191 Your mammas is so fat her fave food is seconds.

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:03:55 GMT spillerman http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/611184 Your mammas so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:01:54 GMT spillerman http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/611182 Your mammas so fat

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

]]> Re: BAD JOKES **Enter at your own risk** Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:56:52 GMT spillerman http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/611176 Why did the BANANA go to bed

Because he wasn't peeling very well

]]> Re: random jokes Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:38:52 GMT smalltown http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/567378 What do ghosts watch on tv

Horror nation street

]]> Re: random jokes Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:34:02 GMT fenrir http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/566589 What do you call a bear with no ear?...... a b!

]]> Re: random jokes Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:00:13 GMT nicks http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/566340 What do you call a deer with no eyes??? ............... No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs???............. Still no idea!

]]> Re: BAD JOKES **Enter at your own risk** Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:38:30 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564655 why is the 6 scared of the 7? ........................ beacuse 7 8 9

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:16:59 GMT nicks http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564628 yo mammas so fat when she got ran over by a truck, the truck came off worse

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:16:25 GMT nicks http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564627 yo mammas so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

]]> Re: BAD JOKES **Enter at your own risk** Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:13:24 GMT nicks http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564623 Why is it useless telling shop keepers to be quiet??

(View more for answer)

Because they dont shut up till the end of the day

]]> Re: BAD JOKES **Enter at your own risk** Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:12:22 GMT nicks http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564621 Doctor doctor, every time i drink a cup of tea, i get a pain in my eye!

(view more for answer)

Try taking the spoon out first

]]> BAD JOKES **Enter at your own risk** Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:10:14 GMT nicks http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564619 Hello, and welcome to the bad jokes section of the forum, though i doubt you'll be here for long :P

]]> Re: long jokes Wed, 9 Jul 2008 15:05:39 GMT nicks http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564610 There was once a young boy, born with a giant screw where his belly button should be. All his life he had being praying to god to get rid of the thing, and one night, he had a dream. From the heavens, a giant screw driver decended from the sky, which landed right onto the screw. It turned, and again, and again... The boy woke up with exitement and lept out of bed! But just as he did so, his butt fell off.

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Wed, 9 Jul 2008 13:07:09 GMT fenrir http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564497 yo mamma so hairy big foot takes pictures of her!

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Wed, 9 Jul 2008 07:19:13 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564213 yo mamma so fat ..... she went sunbathing on the beach and greenpeace kept trying to put her in the ocean.!!!!!!

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Wed, 9 Jul 2008 07:17:57 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564210 yo mamma so ugly .... she went into a ugly competion and they said... no proffesionals!!!!!!

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Wed, 9 Jul 2008 07:16:44 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564209 yo mamma so fat .... when she was born the hospital had strech marks

]]> Re: random jokes Wed, 9 Jul 2008 07:15:42 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/564208 let me tell you a joke about a wall?.... o wait you won't be able to get over it!!!!!!!!!

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Tue, 8 Jul 2008 11:00:04 GMT groucho1917 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/563140 Yo momma's so fat, she entered a fat competition and won first, second and third!

]]> Re: random jokes Tue, 8 Jul 2008 09:09:39 GMT smalltown http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/563070 lolol keep the jokes coming count

]]> Re: a lil riddle Tue, 8 Jul 2008 09:08:59 GMT smalltown http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/563069 no one, because you repeeted the qustions :).

]]> Re: a lil riddle Sun, 6 Jul 2008 19:11:17 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/561543 lol can you read the riddle?

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Sun, 6 Jul 2008 18:54:05 GMT fenrir http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/561530 yo mamma so ugly she could make an onion cry!

]]> Re: a lil riddle Sun, 6 Jul 2008 09:33:13 GMT Smalltown http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/561102 Pete stays in the boat

]]> Re: a lil riddle Sat, 5 Jul 2008 20:27:07 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/560809 peet and repeet were in a boat, peet falls out of the boat, who is left in the boat.

]]> Re: a lil riddle Sat, 5 Jul 2008 10:09:57 GMT Smalltown http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/560358 they both stayed in the boat :)

]]> Re: a lil riddle Fri, 4 Jul 2008 07:01:49 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/559293 read it propperly! damnit! peet and repeet are in a boat, peet falls out of the boat, who is left in the boat

]]> Re: a lil riddle Thu, 3 Jul 2008 08:27:55 GMT Smalltown http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/558382 no one in the boat?

]]> Re: a lil riddle Wed, 2 Jul 2008 19:47:11 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/558006 peet and repeet get in a boat, peet falls out who is left in the boat

]]> Re: a lil riddle Wed, 2 Jul 2008 08:55:11 GMT smalltown http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/557447 repeet still in the boat of course :)

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:05:52 GMT metalminion2 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555758 yo mamma so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton for 45 minutes because it said concentrate

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:04:04 GMT metalminion2 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555755 yo mamas so old and fat, when god said let there be light, she had to move out the way

]]> long jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:40:09 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555626 there was this guy who was born just a head no legs no arms no torso. one day when he reached the age of 18 his dad took him for his first beer. he drank a sip and his torso appeared , he drank another bit and his legs appeared..... he drank the whole glass and he had a full body. he ran outside of bar onto road shouting "i can walk!!!" suddenly a bus come's and hits him, he falls down to his death ;( the barman turn's round and say's to the dad .... "he should of stopped while he was ahead!!!!!

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:14:05 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555223 yo mamma so stupid! she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for!!!!

]]> Re: yo mamma jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:13:22 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555222 yo mamma so fat! she went into the cinama..... and she sat next to everyone!

]]> yo mamma jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:12:12 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555221 yo mamma so fat! she stood on some weighing scales and it said .... to be continued!

]]> Re: random jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:10:16 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555217 why did the rooster cross the road ? ..... it was the chicken's day off!!

]]> Re: random jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:09:28 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555216 why has ET got short legs? ....... because he's small duh!

]]> Re: random jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:08:33 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555215 what's green, has four legs and falls out of a tree and hurts you?.............. a snooker table!

]]> random jokes Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:07:40 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555214 what's red and bad for your teeth?............. a brick!

]]> a lil riddle Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:06:51 GMT countd00d00 http://www.deltadragons07.webeden.co.uk/_comment/555213 peet and repeet get in a boat , peet falls out of the boat , who is left in the boat?

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